However, I do not merely act to achieve such ends. In this instance, I shall be going back in time to seize the throne from Richard II, an incompetent ruler.
If he orders anyone to grab me, their hands shall regret aiming for the shoulders thanks to the cleverly designed "Guards! Arrest her!"-proof jacket.
He will then meet a sticky end with the help of an AK-47- and much ammunition, of course- that I shall just happen to have with me. The Appellants will declare such things as "Wowee!" and derive amusement from my ironic t-shirt, and those loyal to the ex-king could find themselves being shot in the face. I would turn the fortunes of the country round and go on to lead the English into many a battle (more than ex-king Richard can say) and win much territory for them.